tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44167892200459166922011-04-21T17:36:19.030-07:00A blog about the things in modern life I find annoying... like obvious descriptions.Giddashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14152606359434749082noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416789220045916692.post-61942320096260451872008-12-23T01:45:00.000-08:002008-12-23T01:46:22.576-08:00Just on its own.<br /><br />Bless.<br /><br />F**king patronizing c**ts.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4416789220045916692-6194232009626045187?l=modernlifeisannoying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Giddashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14152606359434749082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416789220045916692.post-50730089343885638012008-11-23T16:55:00.000-08:002008-11-23T16:56:42.254-08:00His centre parting is becoming so extreme it looks like you should stick your shoe into his head to get it polished.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4416789220045916692-5073008934388563801?l=modernlifeisannoying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Giddashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14152606359434749082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416789220045916692.post-50882003143599306152008-11-23T16:54:00.000-08:002008-11-23T16:55:16.792-08:00What qualifies that twat to go on about steak?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4416789220045916692-5088200314359930615?l=modernlifeisannoying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Giddashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14152606359434749082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416789220045916692.post-1974997287999523732008-11-23T16:51:00.000-08:002008-11-23T16:53:47.803-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.yourtownisnext.com/glouton.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 512px; height: 220px;" src="http://www.yourtownisnext.com/glouton.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I have at least one colleague who does this, his exact identity is unknown to me at present. I wonder if his toilet at home is literally covered with dry snot?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4416789220045916692-197499728799952373?l=modernlifeisannoying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Giddashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14152606359434749082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416789220045916692.post-80455377820212960272008-11-23T16:49:00.001-08:002008-11-23T16:50:59.949-08:00Now Sky Sports generally do an OK-job with their football coverage, but why even if they have presided over the biggest 0-0 shite-fest of the season do they insist on digging up some "talking points" to pad out their irritating coverage with Jamie "see my genitals in my suit trousers" Redknapp and the gang?<br /><br />"Well I've seen them given for that"<br /><br />No you haven't you twat.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4416789220045916692-8045537782021296027?l=modernlifeisannoying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Giddashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14152606359434749082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416789220045916692.post-82217692086329882442008-11-23T16:46:00.001-08:002008-11-23T16:48:45.825-08:00Don't get me wrong, I own a mac, but some mac owners act is if they're members of some secret club and have an air of "I don't use windows" superiority that qualifies them to spunk untold amounts of money on any product with an apple on it (eg - preordering the iphone).<br /><br />It's a mac you geek, the fonts are a bit different and the icons are in a different place, you have not discovered the cure for AIDS.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4416789220045916692-8221769208632988244?l=modernlifeisannoying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Giddashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14152606359434749082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416789220045916692.post-50696860281048981332008-11-23T16:40:00.000-08:002008-11-23T16:43:56.671-08:00I hate rhythmic fucking clapping. You know the sort of clapping, not genuine spontaneous applause, but when an audience claps along "in time" to a band, such as in the audience to Strictly Come Dancing.<br /><br />It is at it's worst in the encore at the end of a West End musical. "Oooh look at me, I've had such a lovely time I'm clapping with all these idiots."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4416789220045916692-5069686028104898133?l=modernlifeisannoying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Giddashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14152606359434749082noreply@blogger.com0